Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
But check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use
the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so,
why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right,
so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was
in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Food for Thought.....
The statistics on sanity are
that one out of every four persons is suffering
from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends --
If they're okay,
then it's you.
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Also: WHY DO THEY CALL IT "RUSH HOUR" -- WHEN EVERYONE'S GOING SO S-L-O-W?
"Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting weak?"
I DO THAT!
:: people are FUNNY ::
thanks, philsharp, this gave me a good laugh
:thumbsup:
philsharp,
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GR@PH;<'S :breakkie:
QuoteWhy do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting weak?
and then have to replace the remote since certain buttons stop working.... :wasntme:
CUZ WE PRESSED HARDER WHEN THE BATTERIES WERE WEAK!!!!!!!!!!
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