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Title: Mid Life Crisis
Post by: philsharp on July 06, 2006, 12:22:31 AM


Married 25 years, Tom took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we rented a cheap flat, had a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV,  but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and large screen TV, but I'm now sleeping with a 50 year old woman. 

It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

The wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told him to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap flat, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed .
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Title: Re: Mid Life Crisis
Post by: Ripley on July 06, 2006, 12:55:56 AM
QuoteThe wife is a very reasonable woman.
:gwave:
Title: Re: Mid Life Crisis
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 06, 2006, 11:46:02 AM
philsharp,
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm my wife said the same to me  :blink:
Quotego out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap flat, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed
I know what best for me and it no 25 year old (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.sofrayt.com%2Ffsc%2Fwink2.gif&hash=026d7c7f666300aa5560f32f726a9d4a87a10844)as they not able to to come to The Darby and Joan Club (http://dance.gold.ac.uk/videos/darby.html)
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GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie: