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Meet & Greet! / Seasons greatings
« on: December 22, 2016, 05:00:48 AM »
Seasons greatings to you all.


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LandzDown Lounge / Happy thanksgiving to you all
« on: November 24, 2016, 08:32:31 AM »

Happy Thanksgiving to you all
 
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Meet & Greet! / Happy Birthday Frands
« on: July 31, 2016, 07:43:48 PM »
Frands,


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Jokes / What do you see in that boyfriend of yours?
« on: July 09, 2016, 07:40:34 PM »
Father: What do you see in that boyfriend of yours?

Teen daughter: Well... he’s reliable.

Father: He’s always late picking you up!

Teen daughter: I know and I can always count on it. Remember when you had to sit in the front room with my dates until I was ready?

Father: Now that you mention it, I’m beginning to like this guy!

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Jokes / STOP sign
« on: January 27, 2016, 08:10:08 PM »
A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver’s window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. “No,” the man replied.

“You failed to stop at the stop sign,” the cop explained.

"But I did slow down!” the guy argued.

The cop shook his head. “You are required to stop. That’s why they’re called stop signs.”

The man started to get belligerent. “Stop, slow down – what’s the difference?”

The cop pulled out his baton. “I can show you. I’m going to start hitting you with my baton. You tell me if you want me to stop or slow down.

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Jokes / Computer error
« on: November 29, 2015, 09:04:34 PM »
over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?" Susie replied, "No." "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." . . . . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T .


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Meet & Greet! / Happy Birthday Corrine
« on: August 04, 2015, 09:57:27 PM »
Corrine,
 

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Meet & Greet! / Happy Birthday Frands
« on: July 31, 2015, 08:24:52 PM »
Frands
 

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Jokes / Feeling you age
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:26:18 PM »
Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the old people's home one day when Tim turned to the other and said "John I'm really feeling my age today I just hurt all over, how are you feeling?"

John replied "I feel just like a new born baby"

Tim looked at him startled "A new born baby, really?"

"Yep, I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

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Meet & Greet! / Happy Birthday micaman
« on: March 13, 2015, 07:10:10 PM »
micaman,
 

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Meet & Greet! / Happy Birthday king-of-kings
« on: March 05, 2015, 09:26:43 PM »
king-of-kings,


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Meet & Greet! / Happy Birthday christopherchavis
« on: March 02, 2015, 06:45:22 PM »
christopherchavis,
 


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Meet & Greet! / Happy Birthday Eric the Red
« on: March 02, 2015, 06:32:14 PM »
Eric the Red,
 

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Meet & Greet! / Happy Birthday cannymum
« on: March 02, 2015, 06:15:08 PM »
 cannymum,
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Meet & Greet! / Happy Birthday amateur
« on: March 02, 2015, 06:14:48 PM »
amateur,
 


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