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Testing / Not counted?
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:40:57 PM »
How dare you? ;)

Jokes / Irishman's first drink with his son
« on: October 28, 2015, 11:25:37 PM »
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons,
memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from our house.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's; he didn't like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't.
So I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer,
so we tried a Jameson's; nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast,
Ireland's finest.
He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink,
I was so sh*t-faced,
I could hardly push his stroller back home.

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