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Jokes / Titanic
« on: April 17, 2015, 06:49:44 AM »
Dr Bob Ballard invited a group of Irish divers to visit the wreck of the Titanic with him.

Commenting later, one the the divers stated,

"Oi wus amazed to discover dat after all dis toime and de amount of wreckage dat de swimming pool was still full.".

Suggestions and Site Feedback / Category Icons
« on: April 16, 2015, 02:16:01 PM »
As we know SMF is very limited in what it can do but what do people think about jazzing the place up a bit with this SMF Mod so as to give the category's some nice images?

Here's what I mean...

Suggestions and Site Feedback / Email Notifications
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:16:18 PM »
I can't seem to stop being notified of posts that I am subscribed to no matter how I set it in the UCP.

Any ideas?

LandzDown Lounge / Who are you?
« on: April 04, 2015, 07:20:49 AM »
This thread may die a death, who knows, but I've looked all through the Lounge to see if something like this exists and it doesn't.

So to put a face to a name here is the old Wolf with his 5th born grand child....

Jokes / The Preacher and his 3 sons
« on: April 02, 2015, 01:14:35 PM »
So the sons have reached maturity and the preacher calls them before and ask the first...

"What will you do now it is time to make your way in the world son?"

The lad replies that he will take up the cloth and be like his father.

The preacher asks the second only to be told the same thing.

The preacher is immensely proud.

He asks the third and the lad says; "I shall take up farming father".

The preacher is not a happy bunny and immediately kicks the lad in the unmentionables and says........

"Well here's two acres to start you off son".

Suggestions and Site Feedback / Sent Box
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:17:36 AM »
I can't seem to locate the Sent Box in PM's unless I'm missing it.

Jokes / Speaking Clock
« on: March 29, 2015, 03:14:16 PM »
So Paddy and his mates go down the pub one night and neck a few crates of Guinness and they start discussing what latest new fangled thing they each have, at the end of which Paddy proudly pronounces that he has a speaking clock at home.

So they all go back to his house with some more beer and they see this large gong on the wall.

One guy says "Hey Paddy what's that?".

Paddy says "That's my speaking clock" and gives it a resounding smack with a large hammer.

All of a sudden they hear this voice from the other side of the wall saying.... "For ****s sake Paddy it's 3'oclock in the morning".

LandzDown Lounge / The Counting Game
« on: March 28, 2015, 10:56:26 AM »
Just add to...

Meet & Greet! / Thank you for allowing me to join the forum
« on: March 26, 2015, 03:27:41 PM »
Here's just a Hello from me, a Yorkshire Werewolf.  :thumbsup:

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