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Computer Problems, Questions and Solutions! / Windows 7 SP1 USB
« on: February 12, 2017, 07:18:00 PM »
Working on this Toshiba Satellite L675D for a friend.  Cannot get the USB to recognize 8 or 16 GB SD?  Have re installed drivers and searched all over for the answer but, nothing!!  Anyone???   Help
Windows 7 SP1 64  this Notebook had MANY problems of which I have worked out.  This USB thing has me stymied!!

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Computer Problems, Questions and Solutions! / 8.1 Crashed my Laptop
« on: February 08, 2015, 07:41:40 PM »
Have windows 8, when I installed 8.1 crashed my laptop, Dell Inspiron. Actually had to send it back to Dell!
  Any Ideas? Afraid to try again and it keeps pushing me...
 Would like to run Defender is it available anymore?

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LandzDown Lounge / "Signal Booster"
« on: January 04, 2013, 01:23:26 PM »
Need the help of the wise ones who play here, LOL.

We need to buy a signal booster for our Hi speed internet... I want the best dollar for dollar and am taking ALL advice seriously!

We have a sprawling situation here and need to strengthen and sustain our wireless signal around our property and in house set ups. Multiple computers all wireless.    :embarrassed:

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My grandson has a disappearing DVD/CD-Rom problem.  He is unable to keep it recognizable.  Sometimes when he boots up it is there other times it is gone?   Mostly gone and now the tricks he was using to get it back are not working?  Any ideas anyone?  BTW  He got desperate and restarted his laptop from the box but it still continues to happen.

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Jokes / Being from Texas...
« on: October 06, 2009, 01:35:18 PM »
Several aspiring psychiatrists from all over the United States were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"That's easy," said the student. "Sadness."

And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

"Elation," she said.

"And you, sir," he said to the young man from Texas. "How about the opposite of woe?"


      :hysterical:      :hysterical:     :hysterical:

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."      :hahaha:

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Jokes / Ole George
« on: October 05, 2009, 04:02:18 AM »
Seventy-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night.

"But you know, Doc, I'm blessed," he said. "God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife.

"Your husband's test results were fine," he said. "But he said something strange that's been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."

     :hysterical:



"That old fool!" George's wife exclaimed. "He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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Jokes / The Potato Patch
« on: September 16, 2009, 01:47:59 PM »
An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden, so he wrote to his son about it.

"For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden," his son wrote back. "That's where I buried the guns!"

The next day, a dozen police officers, who had intercepted the letter, arrived and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
 :hysterical:
 :laughing:
"Plant your potatoes," his son wrote.

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Jokes / At Dinner
« on: September 07, 2009, 12:24:36 AM »
A man and his wife invited some important business associates to dinner. After hours of preparation, the meal was finally prepared.

At the table, the wife turned to her shy six-year-old daughter.

"How would you like to say the blessing, honey?" she asked.

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

Her daughter bowed her head.


"Dear Lord," she said. "Why on Earth did I invite all these people to dinner?""

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Jokes / At the Doctor
« on: September 07, 2009, 12:14:46 AM »
After a couple days of having trouble hearing out of one ear, an elderly woman finally went to the doctor to investigate the problem.

The doctor took his penlight, looked in her ear, then took his tweezers, reached in, and pulled something out.

After examining the object for a second, he laughed.

"Well, ma'am, it seems you've inserted a suppository into your ear!"

The old woman thought for a moment.


"Gee," she said. "I guess that explains why I can't find my hearing aid!"    :hysterical:

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Jokes / Jenny
« on: September 06, 2009, 10:41:08 PM »
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife suddenly knocked him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" the man asked. His wife replied, "That was for the piece of paper I found in your pants pocket—with the name 'Jenny' on it."

"When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on," the husband told her. His wife apologized.

Three days later, the man was watching TV when suddely, his wife whacked him with an even bigger frying pan.

"Why'd you do that?!"



"Your horse called," she said.

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Jokes / The Sweet old Couple
« on: July 20, 2009, 04:54:10 PM »
A man was invited to the home of some old friends for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her "honey," "my love," "darling," "sweetheart" or "pumpkin."

The man was impressed. The couple had been married almost 60 years.

While his friend's wife was off in the kitchen, the man turned to his friend.

"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names," he said.

His buddy hung his head.


"To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago."   :tease:

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Jokes / Satan and the old Geezer
« on: July 20, 2009, 04:51:32 PM »
One Sunday morning, a small church congregation was waiting for the service to start when Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving.
This confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Do you not know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't."
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why not?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 31 years."    :laughing:

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LandzDown Lounge / Just Wondering?
« on: June 24, 2009, 03:40:01 AM »
   :(     Has anyone heard from our Landzdown Friend Moe?  He has not been here since November 04, 2008!  Wonder about his health?  He has totally missed this celebration?   :shock:

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Jokes / The Baby's Daddy
« on: June 24, 2009, 03:30:24 AM »
One day, a proud father stayed home to take care of his wonderful new son.

After an hour, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop. Finally, the man got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

The doctor examined the baby's ears, eyes, chest and then the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found it was full.

"Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed."

The father looked very perplexed.


"But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"    :hysterical:

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Jokes / Lil Turtle
« on: June 16, 2009, 02:10:49 AM »
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he finally reached the top.

The little turtle took a deep breath, jumped into the air waving his front legs and instantly crashed to the ground.

After recovering, the little turtle slowly climbed the tree again. When he reached the top, again he jumped and fell to the ground.

The little turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.

Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.




"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."       :laughing:

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