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LandzDown Lounge / Re: Celebrate Thanksgiving With Us!
« on: November 23, 2005, 10:31:53 PM »
I want to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. I hope it is filled with all the things you are grateful for.

Jokes / Re: A True Texan
« on: September 17, 2005, 09:11:25 PM »
Thats just

Jokes / Re: Lines in Heaven
« on: September 17, 2005, 09:07:37 PM »
 Good one..

Jokes / Re: Senior to Senior
« on: September 08, 2005, 12:20:14 AM »
Thats just wrong...lmbo..... :D

Jokes / Re: Grandmother
« on: August 28, 2005, 12:53:23 AM »
Thats a good

Jokes / Re: Speeding
« on: August 28, 2005, 12:51:44 AM »
lmbo... :lol:

Jokes / watch where you swing your golf clubs
« on: August 20, 2005, 02:01:20 AM »
I hope this is not to offensive!.

Towards the end of  the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of  pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden....POOF ! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. 

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?

Just for doing what you have done, you won't  have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still,  you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your  life.......As a matter of fact,  you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!  Then POOF!......she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock,  he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?" 

Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows." Dave shouts back,  "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING!"

« on: August 20, 2005, 01:26:11 AM »

Jokes / Re: Billy Bob and Bubba
« on: August 20, 2005, 01:24:38 AM »
good one

Jokes / Re: Redneck Firewood
« on: August 20, 2005, 01:22:36 AM »
loved that one too!! I think I almost peed my pants on that one.
 my cheeks hurt..

Jokes / Re: Redneck Vacation
« on: August 20, 2005, 01:20:13 AM »
lmb0.. That was a good one :D

LandzDown Lounge / Re: Is cat ownership a common occurrence here?
« on: August 08, 2005, 11:02:35 PM »
I am owned by a cat that thinks he is a dog. We have a oscar,Teddy bear hamster, a dog,A bearded dragon.Plus I am also owened by 2 two legged children. and this is what I feel like somedays  :tease: this is the closest smiley I could get to

LandzDown Lounge / Re: A Toast - to SpyDie & Corrine
« on: August 07, 2005, 04:10:52 PM »
How about a round of shots. Tequila anyone.
Great work spydie and corrine!!! :gwave:

LandzDown Lounge / Re: Its In The Eyes[Color]
« on: August 05, 2005, 03:18:21 PM »

LandzDown Lounge / Re: Its In The Eyes[Color]
« on: August 05, 2005, 02:16:55 AM »
 I am among the 5%.
Brown... I guess you can say I am full of pooooo  lol   :lol:

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