Sunday Morning Sex

[Niecarrah]

Sunday Morning Sex

      (I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...)

      Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away.

    Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.  When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were
making love on Sunday morning."

      Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

      "Oh no, my dear," replied granny.  "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring.  It was just the right rhythm.  Nice and
slow and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply 'in' on the Ding and 'out'
on the Dong."
      She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

                             ROTFL  :hysterical:

[GR@PH;<'S]

Niecarrah,
  :hysterical:

GR@PH;<'S    :Hammys pint:

[philsharp]

:thumbsup:     :lol: