Believing in god

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GR@PH;<'S

May 26, 2011, 08:15:14 PM
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.
The little girl said,
"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied,

"Then you ask him!"

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

DonnaB

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May 26, 2011, 08:36:27 PM
  :laughing: out of the mouth of babes!
"To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought."
Tom Robbins
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