Memory clinic

Started by GR@PH;<'S, June 18, 2012, 09:43:52 PM

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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other,
" Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.
"They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked,
"What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife,

"Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Shax