In the Army and being overweight can have its advantages

Started by GR@PH;<'S, June 30, 2012, 07:12:29 PM

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The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated:
"Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news."
"First, the good news Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run." He said.
With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow.
But then the drill sergeant finished his statement:
"Now for the bad news."
he then said

"Private Peters will be driving a truck."

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.