The Dead Duck

[Paddy]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her beloved pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so
sorry, your pet has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure, the duck is
dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you
haven't done any tests on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a
few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind
legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck
from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook
his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later
with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed
the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on
its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled
out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "One hundred pounds she
cried, £100 just to tell me my duck is dead?"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
would have been £20  But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it
all adds up."   :tease:


numbnust... :hysterical:
             

[GR@PH;<'S]

numbnuts,

"I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
would have been £20  But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it
all adds up."   

:hysterical:

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:

[Ripley]

numbnust... :lol:

One hundred pounds she
cried, £100 just to tell me my duck is dead?"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
would have been £20

Just shows to go ya...they've gotcha coming and going!