Where is God?

[Corrine]

via Basil at another venue:

A  couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were EXTREMLY  mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents  knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get  the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually.

So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy  down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped  open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging  open.  The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed. "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping  for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing  and they think we did it!".

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Corrine,
:laughing:
Please send my regards and these  :flowers: to Basil

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[Basil]

Thank you Hammy!
I visit the forum at least once a day, although I don't often sign in... :hallo:

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Basil,

don't often sign in

No problem at least you visit.

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