Spread the Stupidity

[Corrine]

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.



EVER WONDER ....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[GR@PH;<'S]

Corrine,
:flowers:

GR@PH;<'S  

[Basil]

Very good... :goodie:

[Corrine]

DonnaB added "More food for thought..." at Sysnative:

Ever wonder why quicksand works so slowly?
What do you call it if you get rid of all your odds and ends except for one?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
Why is that you can make someone that are 400 billion stars in the sky, yet if tell them the wall has wet paint on it, they have to touch it?
Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?
Why does SOUR CREAM have an expiration date?
What would a chair look like, if our knees bent the other way?
Why does your alarm go off by going on?
How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn't grow in it?
Why would anyone buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
What's another word for synonym?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you drove your car at the speed of light, and you turned your headlights on, would they work?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Why do you always find things in the last place you looked?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?
How do hearing aid companies expect potential customers to hear their commercials?

[GR@PH;<'S]

Corrine,
:cheers2:

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