Supermarket

Started by jamesk, May 12, 2006, 01:40:43 AM

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jamesk

Supermarket




The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic mist machine to keep

the produce fresh.    Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a
thunderstorm .

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

Ripley

jamesk,   


QuoteSo far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
Sometimes the funniest jokes are the ones that don't include a description of the obvious...allows the imagination to go wild!  :hysterical: :hysterical:

jamesk

QuoteSometimes the funniest jokes are the ones that don't include a description of the obvious.


" Must be a Flushing Toilet "   



















GR@PH;<'S

jamesk,
QuoteSo far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle

there you go that should save you going there for a while  :hysterical:

GR@PH;<'S  :breakkie:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.