THE 3 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE!

[philsharp]

THE 3 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE!

Lesson One:

An eagle was sitting on top a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do
nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on
the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson 1 - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very, very high up!

Lesson Two:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," the turkey sighed,"but I haven't got the energy."
The bull replied "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?
They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung,
and soon found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth day, the turkey
was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by
a farmer, who immediately shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson 2 - Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there!

Lesson Three:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. The weather was so cold;
the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While
he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the
frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard
the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him
out and ate him.
Management Lesson 3 - Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not
everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend. And, when you're in
deep ****, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends your three minute management course!

[GR@PH;<'S]

philsharp,
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GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie: