Husband Down

Started by Basementgeek, December 09, 2009, 01:20:57 AM

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Basementgeek

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.  The husband
picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think
you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies..

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so  they
carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face '
cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser & it's half the price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

Time is a thief- One more today here is one less tomorrow

Basil

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Basementgeek,
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GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

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