My £1000 Vet Bil

[GR@PH;<'S]

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.
Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog.
The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.
"There" says the vet," Your hamster is dead".
Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion.
The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat.
The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head.
"It's definitely dead sir", says the vet.
Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes.
"That will be £1000, please".
"A £1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man.
"Well", says the vet,

"There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: