More Blonde Jokes

[Basil]

DISNEYLAND

Two blondes were going to Disneyland   They were driving on the
Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.  They
started crying and turned around and went home..... :thud:




FLORIDA OR MOON

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida
or the moon?'  The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you
see Florida ?????'.... :moreevil:




CAR
TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling
smoothly. 

She says, 'What's the story?' 
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'... :tease:

[frapper]

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."

"No, from skipping."

[GR@PH;<'S]

Basil,


@frapper,


GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Netty]

Basil





frapper.



Netty. :laughing: