Productivity at it's finest!

Started by DonnaB, April 08, 2011, 12:31:34 AM

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Everyday, a small ant arrived at work very early and started working immediately. She produced a lot and she was very happy.

The Chief, a lion, was surprised to see that the ant was working without supervision. He thought if the ant can produce so much without supervision, imagine what she could produce if she had a supervisor!

So he recruited a cockroach who had extensive experience as supervisor and who was famous for writing excellent reports. The cockroach's first decision was to set up a clocking in of attendance system. He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports so he recruited a spider who managed the archives and monitored all phone calls.

The lion was delighted with the cockroach's reports and asked him to produce graphs to describe production rates and to analyze trends so that he could use them for presentations at board meetings.

So the cockroach had to buy a new computer and a laser printer and recruited a fly to manage the IT department.

The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time!

The lion came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the ant worked.

The position was given to the cicada, whose first decision was to buy a carpet and an ergonomic chair for his office.

The new person in charge, the cicada, also needed a computer and a personal assistant, who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a Work and Budget Control Strategic Optimization Plan.

The Department where the ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset.

It was at that time that the cicada convinced the boss, the lion, of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment.

Having reviewed the charges for running ant's department, the lion found out that the production was much less than before. So he recruited the owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant, to carry out an audit and suggest solutions.

The owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded: "The department is overstaffed.."

Guess who the lion fires first?

The ant, of course, because she "showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude."

Please note:
Any similarities to this story that reflect upon any major company big enough to have a Human Relations Department is purely coincidental.

"To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought."
Tom Robbins

GR@PH;<'S

DonnaB,
:laughing:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.