widdle wabbits

Started by DonnaB, May 29, 2011, 06:31:06 PM

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A precious little girl walks into a Pet store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, where do you keep the widdle wabbits?"

As the Storekeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" 

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally cares."   

edited version......... :thumbsup:
"To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought."
Tom Robbins

GR@PH;<'S

DonnaB,
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Quote"I don't think my python weally cares."
:laughing:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.