chainsaw in 1920

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Temmu

1920, oregon
a lumberjack goes to the hardware to get a new file for his 2 man saw.
the clerk says, i've got a new tool that will allow you to do the work of 2 men!
the clerk shows him the new tool, a chainsaw.
the lumberjack laughs when he hears the outlandish price, but the clerk says, try it tomorrow for free!
so, he does.
the following day, the lumberjack comes into the store with the chainsaw, but looks utterly exhausted.
the clerk said, how'd ya like it! bet ya anything ya cut down twice as many trees!
the lumberjack said, no, it's the hardest days work of my whole life, i only got 1 skinny tree felled.
the clerk looks at the chainsaw, pulls the rope a couple of times, revs the motor.
the lumberjack jumps back and screams, what's that noise?!

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