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Started by SpyDie, July 21, 2009, 09:48:50 PM

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GR@PH;<'S

The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.
Only fattening ones for the people who are someone.
There is always one that takes more than to they can carry.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.
Only fattening ones for the people who are someone.
There is always one that takes more than to they can carry.
Which at times can make them overloaded and tarry.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.
Only fattening ones for the people who are someone.
There is always one that takes more than to they can carry.
Which at times can make them overloaded and tarry
They had to wait for there brake as no milk there waiting for the Dairyman.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

Up in the sky I saw an object flying low
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

Up in the sky I saw an object flying low,
Maybe it be Aliens from mars you never know.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

Up in the sky I saw an object flying low,
Maybe it be Aliens from mars you never know.
Strange lights were blinking all around.
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

Up in the sky I saw an object flying low,
Maybe it be Aliens from mars you never know.
Strange lights were blinking all around.
Not one of them were on the ground.

GR@PH;<'S   
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

Up in the sky I saw an object flying low,
Maybe it be Aliens from mars you never know.
Strange lights were blinking all around.
Not one of them were on the ground.
They were circling over me very slow.


While eating some watermelon I swallowed a seed!
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

While eating some watermelon I swallowed a seed!
It should be ok but rang my doctor to see if he agreed.

GR@PH;<'S   
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

While eating some watermelon I swallowed a seed!
It should be ok but rang my doctor to see if he agreed.
He said to open my mouth and look down my throat
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

While eating some watermelon I swallowed a seed!
It should be ok but rang my doctor to see if he agreed.
He said to open my mouth and look down my throat
Good god said its looks just like a Goat.

GR@PH;<'S   
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.