Swan dive

[DonnaB]

Bob,a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on.  The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said,"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a$20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.  The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.  Here's your money."
Bob replied,"I can't take your money.  I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money...

[Corrine]

Took me by surprise (consider current state of mind).  I've seen a version of that before but just wasn't thinking about it as I was reading.   :smash:

[GR@PH;<'S]

DonnaB,
:laughing:
Keep them coming  :flowers:.

GR@PH;<'S   

[Basil]

Very good!!!

[Temmu]

nice.
sounds like someone i know. (don't we all...)