Dear Tide

[Corrine]

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an  excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom  always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even  better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white  blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how  clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing  led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I  grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and  satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well  the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse  were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer  considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

[GR@PH;<'S]

Corrine,
:Win73:

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:

[Ripley]

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