The Raffle

[jamesk]

 Kenny, a teenage redneck who lived near Austin, Texas, bought a
> > donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the
> > donkey the next day.
> >   But when the farmer drove up the next day he said, "I'm
> > orry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
> >   Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back."
> >   The farmer said, "I can't do that. I already went out and spent it."
> >   Kenny said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey."
> >   The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
> >   Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
> >   The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
> >   Kenny said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is
> > dead."
> >   A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What
> > happened with that dead donkey?"
> >   Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars
> > apiece and made a profit of $998.00."
> >   The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"   Kenny said, "Just the
> > guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
> >   Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
:shock:

[hayc59]

 jamesk, very funny
*I moved to 'jokes' section
Gordon