Grandmother

[jamesk]

 Subject: 'Grandmother'



      A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly
asked,
      "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is
doing? "The
      operator said, "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room
      number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly
Finkel,
      room 302. The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her
record
      says that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her
      blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has
      scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The Grandmother said, "Thank
you. That's
      wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The
      operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Holly your daughter?"
The
      Grandmother said, "No, I'm Holly Finkel in 302. No one tells me ****!"

:)

[michelle30]

Thats a good one..lol