Bob and the Blonde

[jamesk]

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.  The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
 
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"  Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.  The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.  Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
 
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
 
Bob took the money...

[Basementgeek]

Good one  :hysterical:

BG

[Temmu]

 :hysterical:

[GR@PH;<'S]

jamesk,


GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: