Firewood

[Basementgeek]

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. How can we help you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob
Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's
house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find
no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yep."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday Buddy."

BG

[Clark76]

Good one

[Temmu]

o, my!

[GR@PH;<'S]

Basementgeek,

Very nice of them
sadly MI5 has not got the resources that the FBI have so no one would have called and Billy Bob would have had no firewood chopped for his birthday  :hysterical:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

I believe that is called Outsourcing?   :hysterical: