Golf A True Lie.

[Paddy]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as
her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground
clutching his hands together in his groin, and rolled around in obvious agony.

The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize "Please allow me to help, I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him.

"Oh no I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied,
still lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skilful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?"


He replied "It feels fabulous, but my thumb still hurts like hell"

numbnuts...