The Last Two words become the First Two Words

[Corrine]

Under budget is always never an issue.

[Pete!]

 An issue of the magazine contained a retraction of a misprint.

[Corrine]

A misprint is not uncommon these days.

[Pete!]

These days are designated as the present.

[Corrine]

The present can be bad or worse than the past.

[Pete!]

The past is where we got our experience.

[Corrine]

Our experience is beneficial in day-to-day living.

[Pete!]

(OT: not sure if the hyphenated part was meant to be counted as one word).

Day living is difficult for vampires.
or
Day-to-day living is difficult for vampires.

[Corrine]

For vampires, sunlight weakens their powers.

[Pete!]

Their powers were often used impulsively.

[Corrine]

Used impulsively, the results are often diminished.

[Pete!]

Often, diminished portfolios still get taxed on capital gains.

[Corrine]

Capital gains taxes are usually very high.

[Pete!]

Very high places can make you dizzy.

[Corrine]

You dizzy is what I thought when I read that.