The Last Two words become the First Two Words

[Temmu]

"on time?" asked the kid standing on the dock.

[GR@PH;<'S]

The dock was a daunting place for Ryan to stand as the judge gave his verdict.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

His verdict was "Guilty" and the accused showed no remorse.

[GR@PH;<'S]

No remorse the judge said at his sentencing of the accused.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

The accused turned to the victim in the courtroom and laughed.

[GR@PH;<'S]

And laughed we did none stop for over an hour.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

An hour went by and still the repairman didn't show up for his appointment.

[GR@PH;<'S]

His appointment was for 1.30pm but it was 2.45 before he realized he had missed it.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[frapper]

Missed it the last time you posted, but I won't next time.   :smash:

[GR@PH;<'S]

Next time I go on Holiday I will remember to take an umbrella.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

An umbrella would have been useful in the torrential downpour while we were out shopping.

[Lena]

"Out shopping, of course", I said when a friend called my cell to ask what I was doing.

[GR@PH;<'S]

Was doing 50 mph in a 60 zone  honest so I not know why he pulled me over him pulling infrunt of me nearly made me spill my drink.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Temmu]

my drink is hot coffee

[GR@PH;<'S]

Hot coffee is ok but it would be a ;ittle bit better with a capful or two of Brandy in i.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: