The Last Two words become the First Two Words

[Lena]

In I went to the Mall on Black Friday but my credit card was revoked.

[GR@PH;<'S]

Was revoked by the manager so now we down to just 15 store cards.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Temmu]

store cards safely.

[Lena]

Cards safely tucked away in my wallet because I've reached the credit limit on all of them.

[GR@PH;<'S]

Of them chosen only three were any good.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[pete]

Any good dietitians in the house.

[Lena]

The house stood empty for three years due to the market slump.

[GR@PH;<'S]

Market slump has been prodicted.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

Been prodicted and poked and pushed and pounded and pummelted by the hoards of Christmas shoppers, but now I am done and ready to wrap the gifts. 

[GR@PH;<'S]

The gifts were very well received by all , making this Christmas one to remember.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Temmu]

to remember the wrapping paper is key, for without it, the presents are bare, and where is the wonder in that?

[Lena]

In that closet sits a vacuum cleaner that I haven't used in months.

[Niecarrah]

In months of cold and gloom, we must strive for sanity.

[Temmu]

for sanity is the key to sanitation, which leads to indoor plumbing and a great nation!

ps
remember that this is "men are people too" week.
so ladies, when done with the loo, plz lift the lid in honor of men!

[GR@PH;<'S]

Great nation railway would not have sounded right so in stead they called it Great Western railway.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: