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GR@PH;<'S

#105
September 11, 2009, 08:53:23 PM
I think I'll report you to the IRS
so that you to will be in distress.
Prepare for the worst from the dreadful audit
as they have found the second set of books you keeping in your Audi TT.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#106
September 12, 2009, 12:37:15 AM
I think I'll report you to the IRS
so that you to will be in distress.
Prepare for the worst from the dreadful audit
as they have found the second set of books you keeping in your Audi TT.
So perhaps I shall become a murderess?

All is quiet and abnormally calm,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#107
September 12, 2009, 07:05:53 AM
All is quiet and abnormally calm,
as everyones on vacationing down at the farm.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#108
September 12, 2009, 10:42:03 AM
All is quiet and abnormally calm,
as everyone's on vacationing down at the farm.
So now a house cleaning can begin,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

#109
September 12, 2009, 06:05:55 PM
All is quiet and abnormally calm,
as everyone's on vacationing down at the farm.
So now a house cleaning can begin,
but it seems this task it has no end
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

Lena

#110
September 15, 2009, 12:46:29 AM
All is quiet and abnormally calm,
as everyone's on vacationing down at the farm.
So now a house cleaning can begin,
but it seems this task it has no end,
I'll finish tomorrow, tonight it's too warm.


I ran a red light and got a ticket,

GR@PH;<'S

#111
September 15, 2009, 07:12:03 AM
I ran a red light and got a ticket
so on the window sill it went with the others I got in a little trinket.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#112
September 15, 2009, 10:08:10 PM
I ran a red light and got a ticket
so on the window sill it went with the others I got in a little trinket.
I must pay them quickly because in jail I do not want to be
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

Lena

#113
September 16, 2009, 12:23:00 AM
I ran a red light and got a ticket
so on the window sill it went with the others I got in a little trinket.
I must pay them quickly because in jail I do not want to be
But my credit cards are max-ed out and I just don't have the fee,

GR@PH;<'S

#114
September 16, 2009, 07:04:38 AM
I ran a red light and got a ticket
so on the window sill it went with the others I got in a little trinket.
I must pay them quickly because in jail I do not want to be
But my credit cards are max-ed out and I just don't have the fee,
Pay days come and crads paid off, now It's off to to watch some cricket.

We were on our way home from the pub one day,

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#115
September 16, 2009, 12:29:12 PM
We were on our way home from the pub one day,
When the local Bobby stopped us to say,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#116
September 16, 2009, 01:16:47 PM
We were on our way home from the pub one day,
When the local Bobby stopped us to say,
Hammy good to see you not in your car

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#117
September 16, 2009, 02:58:03 PM
We were on our way home from the pub one day,
When the local Bobby stopped us to say,
Hammy good to see you not in your car
So for that you deserve a star!
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#118
September 16, 2009, 09:04:27 PM
We were on our way home from the pub one day,
When the local Bobby stopped us to say,
Hammy good to see you not in your car
So for that you deserve a star!
there you are here now on your way.

While cleaning a Laptop the last may

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#119
September 17, 2009, 04:53:03 PM
While cleaning a Laptop the last may
The owner called just to say,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"
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