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GR@PH;<'S

#120
September 18, 2009, 07:27:19 AM
While cleaning a Laptop the last may
The owner called just to say,
shes got a new dvd for me to fit in the empty bay .

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#121
September 19, 2009, 06:47:06 AM
While cleaning a Laptop the last may
The owner called just to say,
shes got a new DVD for me to fit in the empty bay .
I told her it was a simple install, and she said, "No way!"
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#122
September 19, 2009, 08:16:56 AM
While cleaning a Laptop the last may
The owner called just to say,
shes got a new DVD for me to fit in the empty bay .
I told her it was a simple install, and she said, "No way!"
So I did it for her and not a penny did she have to pay.


Everyone is going ever so green,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#123
September 19, 2009, 06:59:20 PM
Everyone is going ever so green,
the sight is really something to be seen!
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

Niecarrah

#124
September 20, 2009, 05:44:13 AM
Everyone is going ever so green,
the sight is really something to be seen!
This planet must be saved,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

Lena

#125
September 20, 2009, 06:44:05 PM
Everyone is going ever so green,
the sight is really something to be seen!
This planet must be saved,
So the Martians can invade,

Niecarrah

#126
September 20, 2009, 08:01:03 PM
Everyone is going ever so green,
the sight is really something to be seen!
This planet must be saved,
So the Martians can invade,
Just to come and try our cuisine!

Our home has been going green since,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

Lena

#127
September 20, 2009, 09:28:38 PM
Our home has been going green since,
I stopped cooking, cleaning, laundry and hence,

GR@PH;<'S

#128
September 21, 2009, 08:45:28 PM
Our home has been going green since,
I stopped cooking, cleaning, laundry and hence,
the housekeeping does not seem to go far

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#129
September 22, 2009, 06:36:23 AM
Our home has been going green since,
I stopped cooking, cleaning, laundry and hence,
the housekeeping does not seem to go far
And things are definitely not looking too par!
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

Temmu

#130
September 22, 2009, 05:35:34 PM
Our home has been going green since,
I stopped cooking, cleaning, laundry and hence,
the housekeeping does not seem to go far
And things are definitely not looking too par!
causing the neighbors to wince!



there was an old clown from instanbul,

Niecarrah

#131
September 22, 2009, 06:13:59 PM

There was an old clown from Istanbul,
Funny he was, but not a silly old fool.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#132
September 22, 2009, 08:07:38 PM
There was an old clown from Istanbul,
Funny he was, but not a silly old fool.
He wore great big baggy trousers and a big red nose

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#133
September 22, 2009, 09:05:20 PM
There was an old clown from Istanbul,
Funny he was, but not a silly old fool.
He wore great big baggy trousers and a big red nose
he was the hit of the big tent shows!
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#134
September 22, 2009, 09:17:41 PM
There was an old clown from Istanbul,
Funny he was, but not a silly old fool.
He wore great big baggy trousers and a big red nose
he was the hit of the big tent shows
around him things were never dull.

Bang bang goes the big red gun

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.
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