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Started by SpyDie, July 21, 2009, 09:48:50 PM

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Niecarrah

Bang bang goes the big red gun
Now we will have some great fun.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

Bang bang goes the big red gun
Now we will have some great fun.
It signaled the beginning of the state fair
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Temmu

Bang bang goes the big red gun
Now we will have some great fun.
It signaled the beginning of the state fair
all those ladies with really wild hair

GR@PH;<'S

Bang bang goes the big red gun
Now we will have some great fun.
It signaled the beginning of the state fair
all those ladies with really wild hair
Always seem to have the most fun.

Was not so long ago we had out mistletoe

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

Was not so long ago we had out mistletoe
Making us stretch up so high on tippytoe.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

Was not so long ago we had out mistletoe
Making us stretch up so high on tippytoe.
Stealing kisses when no one was watching
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

Niecarrah

Was not so long ago we had out mistletoe
Making us stretch up so high on tippytoe.
Stealing kisses when no one was watching
But Gramma, she saw as she was swatching.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

Lena

Was not so long ago we had out mistletoe
Making us stretch up so high on tippytoe.
Stealing kisses when no one was watching
But Gramma, she saw as she was swatching,
The derriere grabbing antics of Uncle Joe.


The leaves are turning colors and the days are getting shorter,

R-C

The leaves are turning colors and the days are getting shorter,
the squirrels hiding their nuts are getting smarter
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Temmu

The leaves are turning colors and the days are getting shorter,
the squirrels hiding their nuts are getting smarter
tho they forget where they put 'em

Niecarrah

The leaves are turning colors and the days are getting shorter,
the squirrels hiding their nuts are getting smarter
tho they forget where they put 'em
Which can create something of a mayhem.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

The leaves are turning colors and the days are getting shorter,
the squirrels hiding their nuts are getting smarter
tho they forget where they put 'em
Which can create something of a mayhem.
It makes their work so much harder!

The reflection in the window caused a gasp
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GR@PH;<'S

The reflection in the window caused a gasp
so they had a metal fram made for it and to take of the sharp edges the guy used a rasp.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

The reflection in the window caused a gasp
so they had a metal fram made for it and to take of the sharp edges the guy used a rasp.
The reflection still appeared which caused great fear!
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

Niecarrah

The reflection in the window caused a gasp
so they had a metal frame made for it and to take off the sharp edges the guy used a rasp.
The reflection still appeared which caused great fear!
The awful screams echoed, they're here, they're HERE!
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"