Limericks

[GR@PH;<'S]

There once was a farmer whose cows were well fed,
just before he went to bed.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

There once was a farmer whose cows were well fed,
just before he went to bed.
Then one night the farmer never made it home

[Lena]

There once was a farmer whose cows were well fed,
just before he went to bed.
Then one night the farmer never made it home
After protesting milk prices at the Capitol Dome,

[GR@PH;<'S]

There once was a farmer whose cows were well fed,
just before he went to bed.
Then one night the farmer never made it home
After protesting milk prices at the Capitol Dome,
but he got bailed by his best mate ted.

Did you know this rivers so deep,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Did you know this rivers so deep,
They call it the River Keep.

[R-C]

Did you know this rivers so deep,
They call it the River Keep.
In this river it is said lives a monstrous creature

[GR@PH;<'S]

Did you know this rivers so deep,
They call it the River Keep.
In this river it is said lives a monstrous creature
Only ever seen on a Sunday thats why we call her the Preacher.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Did you know this rivers so deep,
They call it the River Keep.
In this river it is said lives a monstrous creature
Only ever seen on a Sunday that's why we call her the Preacher.
So hideous, she makes all seeing her weep.

I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,

[R-C]

I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,
so on all the locater sites I have signed

[Lena]

I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,
so on all the locater sites I have signed,
I Googled the name without any luck,

[GR@PH;<'S]

I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,
so on all the locater sites I have signed,
I Googled the name without any luck,
But then I came across his name Buck.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,
so on all the locater sites I have signed,
I Googled the name without any luck,
But then I came across his name Buck.
unfortunately it  was not the one I was looking to find.

I saw a hawk land on my fence post

[Lena]

I saw a hawk land on my fence post
And the mice all scurried, lest they be toast,

[GR@PH;<'S]

I saw a hawk land on my fence post
And the mice all scurried, lest they be toast,
Many more did not survive,

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

I saw a hawk land on my fence post
And the mice all scurried, lest they be toast,
Many more did not survive,
for they did not see him arrive.