Limericks

Started by SpyDie, July 21, 2009, 09:48:50 PM

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GR@PH;<'S

The reflection in the window caused a gasp
so they had a metal frame made for it and to take off the sharp edges the guy used a rasp.
The reflection still appeared which caused great fear!
The awful screams echoed, they're here, they're HERE!
So so all went out to see Cleopatra asp.

It seems af if pillow fighting is the next thing to be banned,

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Temmu

it seems as if pillow fighting is the next thing to be banned,
as from the dorm she was canned,

R-C

it seems as if pillow fighting is the next thing to be banned,
as from the dorm she was canned,
feathers were seen floating a mile from the scene!
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Niecarrah

it seems as if pillow fighting is the next thing to be banned,
as from the dorm she was canned,
feathers were seen floating a mile from the scene!
As they floated down on some old officer's bean.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

it seems as if pillow fighting is the next thing to be banned,
as from the dorm she was canned,
feathers were seen floating a mile from the scene!
As they floated down on some old officer's bean.
They got thrown out so they went and played down on the sand.

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We had a pet who hated going to see the vet

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Niecarrah


We had a pet who hated going to see the vet,
We had to trick her and then catch her with a net.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

We had a pet who hated going to see the vet,
We had to trick her and then catch her with a net.
then once we we there she be as good as gold,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

We had a pet who hated going to see the vet,
We had to trick her and then catch her with a net.
then once we were there she be as good as gold,
But our vet must show, that he's really quite bold.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

We had a pet who hated going to see the vet,
We had to trick her and then catch her with a net.
then once we were there she be as good as gold,
But our vet must show, that he's really quite bold.
his own fault as when she was young he through her in the swimming pool to get her wet.

Halloween is nearly upon us the wizard he did say,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

Halloween is nearly upon us the wizard he did say,
That's when the ghost's and goblins come on out to play.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

Temmu

Halloween is nearly upon us the wizard he did say,
That's when the ghost's and goblins come on out to play.
as the hair stands up upon my neck,

GR@PH;<'S

Halloween is nearly upon us the wizard he did say,
That's when the ghost's and goblins come on out to play.
as the hair stands up upon my neck,
they go boo an I said what the heck.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

Halloween is nearly upon us the wizard he did say,
That's when the ghost's and goblins come on out to play.
as the hair stands up upon my neck,
they go boo an I said what the heck.
The ghouls, they don't come out in the day.

Screeching and howling are the games of a ghoul,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

Screeching and howling are the games of a ghoul,
we all should play them said Raulo.

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press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

Screeching and howling are the games of a ghoul,
we all should play them said Raulo.
Trick or treaters love a nice good scare
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