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Started by SpyDie, July 21, 2009, 09:48:50 PM

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GR@PH;<'S

Picked up a bargain from the net today,
At that bargain place I wanted to stay.
Evan saw Lena at the tills

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

Picked up a bargain from the net today,
At that bargain place I wanted to stay.
Evan saw Lena at the tills
Shelling out the real big bills.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

Picked up a bargain from the net today,
At that bargain place I wanted to stay.
Evan saw Lena at the tills
Shelling out the real big bills.
Now to go home and scan the net for more.

Are you ready for Halloween

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

Are you ready for Halloween
are you going to make the little children scream?
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

Niecarrah

Are you ready for Halloween
are you going to make the little children scream?
Or will your Treat them quite handily?
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

Are you ready for Halloween
are you going to make the little children scream?
Or will your Treat them quite handily?
By opening the door dressed quite scantily

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

Are you ready for Halloween
are you going to make the little children scream?
Or will your Treat them quite handily?
By opening the door dressed quite scantily
Hey REMEMBER, it is Halloween!

As the black cat crosses the road,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

As the black cat crosses the road,
he spotted the big fat toad.
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

As the black cat crosses the road,
he spotted the big fat toad.
That toad was in the middle of the road,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

As the black cat crosses the road,
he spotted the big fat toad.
That toad was in the middle of the road,
But as the truck came by carrying a heavy load
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

Niecarrah

As the black cat crosses the road,
he spotted the big fat toad.
That toad was in the middle of the road,
But as the truck came by carrying a heavy load
The cat said, "Bye-Bye you sweet fat toad."

The Jack-O-Lantern's smile was eerie,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

The Jack-O-Lantern's smile was eerie,
making me feel quite leery.
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

The Jack-O-Lantern's smile was eerie,
making me feel quite leery.
I got in my car and went for a drive,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

The Jack-O-Lantern's smile was eerie,
making me feel quite leery.
I got in my car and went for a drive,
only to discover that Jack-O-Lantern was INSIDE! :thud:
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

The Jack-O-Lantern's smile was eerie,
making me feel quite leery.
I got in my car and went for a drive,
only to discover that Jack-O-Lantern was INSIDE! :thud:
The Lateran's out my car windows all smeary.


Have you played a game on one of these game stations.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.