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Niecarrah

#210
November 05, 2009, 02:56:42 AM
Little Bobbi was wrought with pain
the pain was all down the left hand side again.
he'd eaten red beans
we know that cause they were all down his new jeans.
That dreaded gas it did cause him, to bloat and retain.

One dreary day an ole hound dog went sniffing,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#211
November 05, 2009, 08:48:24 AM
One dreary day an ole hound dog went sniffing,
and was found running around with our bearded collie Pippin.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#212
November 06, 2009, 01:15:54 PM
One dreary day an ole hound dog went sniffing,
and was found running around with our bearded collie Pippin.
As they frolicked about they suddenly found,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

#213
November 06, 2009, 05:06:06 PM
One dreary day an ole hound dog went sniffing,
and was found running around with our bearded collie Pippin.
As they frolicked about they suddenly found,
a very very unusual and stinky mound!
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#214
November 07, 2009, 08:53:06 AM
One dreary day an ole hound dog went sniffing,
and was found running around with our bearded collie Pippin.
As they frolicked about they suddenly found,
a very very unusual and stinky mound!
Made them all in then end start sneezing.

The letter went on oh dear John,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#215
November 07, 2009, 06:08:24 PM
The letter went on oh dear John,
I wish you would just go jump in a pond!
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#216
November 07, 2009, 10:11:40 PM
The letter went on oh dear John,
I wish you would just go jump in a pond!
Then at the end of the letter is said,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#217
November 08, 2009, 12:06:32 AM
The letter went on oh dear John,
I wish you would just go jump in a pond!
Then at the end of the letter is said,
and perhaps you should have a doctor examine your Head!
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

Niecarrah

#218
November 08, 2009, 03:36:12 AM
The letter went on oh dear John,
I wish you would just go jump in a pond!
Then at the end of the letter is said,
and perhaps you should have a doctor examine your Head!
You must think I am a really dumb blond.

Well as the saga continues, a lesson is learned,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

#219
November 08, 2009, 05:48:24 PM
Well as the saga continues, a lesson is learned,
there are many things in life that must be earned.
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#220
November 09, 2009, 12:50:07 PM
Well as the saga continues, a lesson is learned,
there are many things in life that must be earned.
Like the meaning of Love.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#221
November 09, 2009, 04:49:30 PM
Well as the saga continues, a lesson is learned,
there are many things in life that must be earned.
Like the meaning of Love.
And how to thank the one above.
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#222
November 10, 2009, 08:36:39 AM
Well as the saga continues, a lesson is learned,
there are many things in life that must be earned.
Like the meaning of Love.
And how to thank the one above.
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

GR@PH;<'S

#223
November 10, 2009, 08:40:55 AM
Well as the saga continues, a lesson is learned,
there are many things in life that must be earned.
Like the meaning of Love.
And how to thank the one above.
right up till the point we are being morned.

Thanksgiving will soon be upon us all,

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#224
November 10, 2009, 04:43:53 PM
Thanksgiving will soon be upon us all,
Our hopes that everyone just has a ball.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"
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