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Started by SpyDie, July 21, 2009, 09:48:50 PM

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R-C

what is our next rhyme?
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

Woops I said Forgotten to start over.

@R-C thanks  :thumbsup:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

Woops I said Forgotten to start over.
I was busy taking a nice nap under the cover.
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

Woops I said Forgotten to start over.
I was busy taking a nice nap under the cover.
Now all that is needed to get me going,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

Woops I said Forgotten to start over.
I was busy taking a nice nap under the cover.
Now all that is needed to get me going,
is a nice hot drink to get my juices flowing!
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

Woops I said Forgotten to start over.
I was busy taking a nice nap under the cover.
Now all that is needed to get me going,
is a nice hot drink to get my juices flowing!
then I put pen to paper and drew the frunt cover.

Once there was a man a vary little man,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

Once there was a man a very little man,
That could fit in a garbage can.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

Once there was a man a very little man,
That could fit in a garbage can.
we'ed to roll him along singing a song,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

Once there was a man a very little man,
That could fit in a garbage can.
we'd to roll him along singing a song,
As he bounced about like a ping pong.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

Once there was a man a very little man,
That could fit in a garbage can.
we'd to roll him along singing a song,
As he bounced about like a ping pong.
we never knew exactly where he might land!

It was a perfect day to read a good book
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

It was a perfect day to read a good book
Then have a go on the loto to try my luck.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

It was a perfect day to read a good book
Then have a go on the Lotto to try my luck.
As luck would have it, a winner was named,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

R-C

It was a perfect day to read a good book
Then have a go on the Lotto to try my luck.
As luck would have it, a winner was named,
it was an old woman who had the ticket framed.
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

It was a perfect day to read a good book
Then have a go on the Lotto to try my luck.
As luck would have it, a winner was named,
it was an old woman who had the ticket framed.
So I drowned my sorrows down the the Old Bull and Duck.

While filming on the set of Madagascar,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

While filming on the set of Madagascar,
there was a terrible accident involving a sports car.
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance: