Limericks

[GR@PH;<'S]

While filming on the set of Madagascar,
there was a terrible accident involving a sports car.
Noone was hurt but except the car its a right off,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

While filming on the set of Madagascar,
there was a terrible accident involving a sports car.
No one was hurt but except the car its a write off,
The driver claimed a very bad cough.

[GR@PH;<'S]

While filming on the set of Madagascar,
there was a terrible accident involving a sports car.
No one was hurt but except the car its a write off,
The driver claimed a very bad cough.
But we all put it down to his smoking a big cigar.

It is that time of year again where we all party time the snow has fallen,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

It is that time of year again where we all party time the snow has fallen,
in our cars tons of presents we will be haulin

[GR@PH;<'S]

It is that time of year again where we all party time the snow has fallen,
in our cars tons of presents we will be haulin.
Through the snow Leiden roads we will be venturing,

GR@PH;<'S    :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

It is that time of year again where we all party time the snow has fallen,
in our cars tons of presents we will be haulin.
Through the snow Leiden roads we will be venturing,
But our language could use some censuring!

[Temmu]

It is that time of year again where we all party time the snow has fallen,
in our cars tons of presents we will be haulin.
Through the snow Leiden roads we will be venturing,
But our language could use some censuring!
as drunken drivers sure are callin'!


twas a young mermaid from the sea,

[Niecarrah]

Twas a young mermaid from the sea,
Who always sang with such glee.

[R-C]

Twas a young mermaid from the sea,
Who always sang with such glee.
Till one day in a fishing net she did get entangled

[Niecarrah]

Twas a young mermaid from the sea,
Who always sang with such glee.
Till one day in a fishing net she did get entangled
Oh God forbid, she almost strangled.

[R-C]

Twas a young mermaid from the sea,
Who always sang with such glee.
Till one day in a fishing net she did get entangled
Oh God forbid, she almost strangled.
but a fisherman did come to save the day and together they did flee!

The tree is up and the lights are twinkling

[Temmu]

The tree is up and the lights are twinkling
and the naughty elf was a tinkling

[GR@PH;<'S]

The tree is up and the lights are twinkling
and the naughty elf was a tinkling.
Bangs goes the main house fuse,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

The tree is up and the lights are twinkling
and the naughty elf was a tinkling.
Bangs goes the main house fuse,
So the fuse box, he did peruse

[Temmu]

The tree is up and the lights are twinkling
and the naughty elf was a tinkling.
Bangs goes the main house fuse,
So the fuse box, he did peruse
while his sprinkler was still a sting-kling!



santa's elves did lay in wait,