Limericks

[R-C]

Call me frugal, call me cheap,
I can smell a sale even in my sleep!
it's christmas in august, the car salesman says,
and he looked quite funny in his big red fez!

[GR@PH;<'S]

Call me frugal, call me cheap,
I can smell a sale even in my sleep!
it's christmas in august, the car salesman says,
and he looked quite funny in his big red fez!
Not a car did he sell that discusting little creep.

There is always sun in span untill I get off the plane.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

There is always sun in Spain until I get off the plane.
And for the whole week I was ther, boy, did it rain,

[GR@PH;<'S]

There is always sun in Spain until I get off the plane.
And for the whole week I was ther, boy, did it rain,
It was a pain it rainning in spain,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

There is always sun in Spain until I get off the plane.
And for the whole week I was there, boy, did it rain,
It was a pain it raining in Spain,
Yet I could find no one to blame.

[R-C]

There is always sun in Spain until I get off the plane.
And for the whole week I was there, boy, did it rain,
It was a pain it raining in Spain,
Yet I could find no one to blame.
For the weather man said there would be rain in Spain!

Can you hear the mocking bird sing

[GR@PH;<'S]

Can you hear the mocking bird sing
as its sittiing on a pray and a wing.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Can you hear the mocking bird sing
as its sitting on a pray and a wing.
He thinks he is a robin, then an Oriole,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Can you hear the mocking bird sing
as its sitting on a pray and a wing.
He thinks he is a robin, then an Oriole,
he not doing much just sitting on that pole.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Can you hear the mocking bird sing
as its sitting on a pray and a wing.
He thinks he is a robin, then an Oriole,
he not doing much just sitting on that pole.
And wishing hard that it would be Spring.

Sitting at my window, gazing at my estate,

[R-C]

Sitting at my window, gazing at my estate,
I realize I am not getting much done at this rate.

[Lena]

Sitting at my window, gazing at my estate,
I realize I am not getting much done at this rate.
The lawn needs a mowin'

[GR@PH;<'S]

Sitting at my window, gazing at my estate,
I realize I am not getting much done at this rate.
The lawn needs a mowin'
And the hedges need a trimming.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Sitting at my window, gazing at my estate,
I realize I am not getting much done at this rate.
The lawn needs a mowin'
And the hedges need a trimming.
Better get at it, as it is not up for debate!

Little Junie and Katie were playing in the yard,

[R-C]

Little Junie and Katie were playing in the yard,
when suddenly it started to rain quite hard.