Limericks

[Lena]

There was an old lady from Spain,
she was always complaining of her Pain
Then her doctor and a bullfighter
Went out for a meal at Beefeater.
And recalled she'd been gored again and again.


When I was turning sweet sixteen,

[Shax]

When I was turning sweet sixteen,
Kissed I'd never been.

[Niecarrah]

When I was turning sweet sixteen,
Kissed I'd never been.
But that soon came to an end.

[GR@PH;<'S]

When I was turning sweet sixteen,
Kissed I'd never been.
But that soon came to an end.
down the end of our road just past the bend.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

When I was turning sweet sixteen,
Kissed I'd never been.
But that soon came to an end.
down the end of our road just past the bend.
by someone who I thought was just a friend.

Sun is shining and the trees are turning green

[Lena]

Sun is shining and the trees are turning green,
"Tis the most beautiful day that I have ever seen,

[R-C]

Sun is shining and the trees are turning green,
"Tis the most beautiful day that I have ever seen,
The birds are feeding on the fresh mown lawn

[Lena]

Sun is shining and the trees are turning green,
"Tis the most beautiful day that I have ever seen,
The birds are feeding on the fresh mown lawn
Along the tree line stands Bambi and her newborn fawn,

[R-C]

Sun is shining and the trees are turning green,
"Tis the most beautiful day that I have ever seen,
The birds are feeding on the fresh mown lawn
Along the tree line stands Bambi and her newborn fawn,
It is all so pretty just like a postcard scene.

Night time silence shattered by the sound of shooting

[Lena]

Night time silence shattered by the sound of shooting
Then windows break and people are looting,

[Eric the Red]

Night time silence shattered by the sound of shooting
Then windows break and people are looting.
Said a Cop, "It's a pity"

[Lena]

Night time silence shattered by the sound of shooting
Then windows break and people are looting.
Said a Cop, "It's a pity"
"No place is safe in this big city",

[Eric the Red]

Night time silence shattered by the sound of shooting
Then windows break and people are looting.
Said a Cop, "It's a pity"
"No place is safe in this big city",
"we need a new Mayor, how about Putin?"

There once was a Sheik of Algiers

[Lena]

There once was a Sheik of Algiers,
Whose mortgage was six months in arrears,

[Eric the Red]

There once was a Sheik of Algiers,
Whose mortgage was six months in arrears.
With four wives and a camel