Limericks

[R-C]

Seven little helpers went on there merry way,
Leaving Snow White to clean up the curds and whey,
after finishing her chores she laid down for a nap

[GR@PH;<'S]

Seven little helpers went on there merry way,
Leaving Snow White to clean up the curds and whey,
after finishing her chores she laid down for a nap
before waking up by an ugly old lady knocking on her door a rat a tat tap.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

Seven little helpers went on there merry way,
Leaving Snow White to clean up the curds and whey,
after finishing her chores she laid down for a nap
before waking up by an ugly old lady knocking on her door a rat a tat tap.
She wanted to tell her that this was going to be her very special day.

Green grass growing, mowers all a buzz

[GR@PH;<'S]

Green grass growing, mowers all a buzz,
at least i not have to cut it any more as that I leave to my cuss.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

Green grass growing, mowers all a buzz,
at least i not have to cut it any more as that I leave to my cuss.
The clippings go in the compost heap

[R-C]

Green grass growing, mowers all a buzz,
at least i not have to cut it any more as that I leave to my cuss.
The clippings go in the compost heap
which is getting very very deep!

[Shax]

Green grass growing, mowers all a buzz,
at least i not have to cut it any more as that I leave to my cuss.
The clippings go in the compost heap
which is getting very very deep!
The worms will bring in down in size, 'cause that is what worms does!

(R-C...while you're here, I cannot post in the What Am I use For thread...is it a leather embosser?) :hallo:

Back to limericks...

My password isn't recognised

[GR@PH;<'S]

My password isn't recognised
but then i was only going to plagiarize.


GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

My password isn't recognised
but then i was only going to plagiarize.
what oh what has  caused this confusion.

[Lena]

My password isn't recognised
but then i was only going to plagiarize.
what oh what has  caused this confusion.
Perhaps a virus made an intrusion

[R-C]

My password isn't recognised
but then i was only going to plagiarize.
what oh what has  caused this confusion.
Perhaps a virus made an intrusion
if it has spread I will have to apologize!

A lizard and a snake sunning on a rock

[Lena]

A lizard and a snake sunning on a rock
A bird flew down, and then the whole flock,

[R-C]

A lizard and a snake sunning on a rock
A bird flew down, and then the whole flock,
Up hopped a bunny to nibble on some grass

[Temmu]

A lizard and a snake sunning on a rock
A bird flew down, and then the whole flock,
Up hopped a bunny to nibble on some grass
and the crow flew down to pick up a piece of
glass

[Lena]

A lizard and a snake sunning on a rock
A bird flew down, and then the whole flock,
Up hopped a bunny to nibble on some grass
and the crow flew down to pick up a piece of glass
But got swallowed quickly in the jaws of a croc.


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