Limericks

[GR@PH;<'S]

My taxes are due on the fifteenth of April,
yet going round the garden centure all I can think about is what is witch tree to go for the Elm or the Maple.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

My taxes are due on the fifteenth of April,
yet going round the garden centure all I can think about is what is witch tree to go for the Elm or the Maple
Hope my return will pay for all this shopping!

[GR@PH;<'S]

My taxes are due on the fifteenth of April,
yet going round the garden centure all I can think about is what is witch tree to go for the Elm or the Maple
Hope my return will pay for all this shopping!
As the bill for it all is jaw dropping.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

My taxes are due on the fifteenth of April,
yet going round the garden centure all I can think about is what is witch tree to go for the Elm or the Maple
Hope my return will pay for all this shopping!
As the bill for it all is jaw dropping.
No longer will caviar be my food staple.

I once had a CD Rom,

[GR@PH;<'S]

I once had a CD Rom,
by a friend of mine called Tom.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

I once had a CD Rom,
by a friend of mine called Tom.
Someone Borrowed it and it never was returned

[Lena]

I once had a CD Rom,
by a friend of mine called Tom.
Someone Borrowed it and it never was returned
A new CD or his arse will get burned,

[GR@PH;<'S]

I once had a CD Rom,
by a friend of mine called Tom.
Someone Borrowed it and it never was returned
A new CD or his arse will get burned,
so i waitng for my new one from e-bay to come.

Does anyone know the way to Santeria,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

Does anyone know the way to Santeria
I know a lovely lady from there name Maria

[Lena]

Does anyone know the way to Santeria
I know a lovely lady from there name Maria
Her culinary skills are superb,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Does anyone know the way to Santeria
I know a lovely lady from there name Maria
Her culinary skills are superb,
she adds just a pinch of a secret Herb.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

Does anyone know the way to Santeria
I know a lovely lady from there named Maria
Her culinary skills are superb,
She adds just a pinch of a secret Herb
That comes from the wilds of Korea.


This world is full of wondrous things,

[GR@PH;<'S]

This world is full of wondrous things,
A part that is were our old beds springs.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

This world is full of wondrous things,
A part that is were our old beds springs.
One popped up in the middle

[Shax]

This world is full of wondrous things,
A part that is were our old beds springs.
One popped up in the middle
And I shouted "Hey Diddle Diddle"