Limericks

[GR@PH;<'S]

This world is full of wondrous things,
A part that is were our old beds springs.
One popped up in the middle
And I shouted "Hey Diddle Diddle"
So new bed is on its way as the company said that they will brings.

Update this and update that,

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[R-C]

Update this and update that,
I would rather just be playing at bat.

[Lena]

Update this and update that,
I would rather just be playing at bat.
But my computer's running slow,

[Temmu]

Update this and update that,
I would rather just be playing at bat.
But my computer's running slow,
whilst i get my cup o' joe

[GR@PH;<'S]

Update this and update that,
I would rather just be playing at bat.
But my computer's running slow,
whilst i get my cup o' joe
It is scanning now all of my data.

Can you do the quick step,

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[Lena]

Can you do the quick step,
Or have you run out of pep?

[GR@PH;<'S]

Can you do the quick step,
Or have you run out of pep?
Dancing all night long,

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[Lena]

Can you do the quick step,
Or have you run out of pep?
Dancing all night long,
To the lyrics of a song,

[R-C]

Can you do the quick step,
Or have you run out of pep?
Dancing all night long,
To the lyrics of a song,
and off my feet I was swept!

The leaves are dancing in the breeze

[Lena]

The leaves are dancing in the breeze,
But that darn pollen makes me sneeze,

[GR@PH;<'S]

The leaves are dancing in the breeze,
But that darn pollen makes me sneeze,
It's Hay fever I have that makes me wheeze.

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[Temmu]

The leaves are dancing in the breeze,
But that darn pollen makes me sneeze,
It's Hay fever I have that makes me wheeze.
ah-choo! if you please.

[GR@PH;<'S]

The leaves are dancing in the breeze,
But that darn pollen makes me sneeze,
It's Hay fever I have that makes me wheeze.
ah-choo! if you please.
But it better in the winter the only problem is I freeze.

Eatting an apple a day is said to keep the doctor away,

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[Lena]

Eatting an apple a day is said to keep the doctor away,
But I'd rather eat a banana to keep the leg cramps at bay,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Eating an apple a day is said to keep the doctor away,
But I'd rather eat a banana to keep the leg cramps at bay,
Thats two of my five daily fruits eaten already today,

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