Limericks

[R-C]

Eating an apple a day is said to keep the doctor away,
But I'd rather eat a banana to keep the leg cramps at bay,
Thats two of my five daily fruits eaten already today,
thankfully fruits will be more plentiful since we are already in May.

[Lena]

Eating an apple a day is said to keep the doctor away,
But I'd rather eat a banana to keep the leg cramps at bay,
Thats two of my five daily fruits eaten already today,
thankfully fruits will be more plentiful since we are already in May.
And there are always lots of nuts here at LandzDown,  Hurray!!


The little old lady once said to a fly,

[Niecarrah]

The little old lady once said to a fly,
I see your little footprints on my pie!

[Shax]

The little old lady once said to a fly,
I see your little footprints on my pie!
"They might LOOK like mine,

[Lena]

The little old lady once said to a fly,
I see your little footprints on my pie!
"They might LOOK like mine,
But many others came to dine,

[GR@PH;<'S]

The little old lady once said to a fly,
I see your little footprints on my pie!
"They might LOOK like mine,
But many others came to dine,
and enjoy there meal before they die.

It's hot and sunny again tempiture hit 27c today here in England

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

It's hot and sunny again temperature hit 27c today here in England,
But back in the States we had so much lightening, it left my ears a'tinglin',

[GR@PH;<'S]

It's hot and sunny again temperature hit 27c today here in England,
But back in the States we had so much lightening, it left my ears a'tinglin',
Slapping on the total sun block as ordered by my Doc,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

It's hot and sunny again temperature hit 27c today here in England,
But back in the States we had so much lightening, it left my ears a'tinglin',
Slapping on the total sun block as ordered by my Doc,
My skin is so wrinkled, I look like a croc,

[GR@PH;<'S]

It's hot and sunny again temperature hit 27c today here in England,
But back in the States we had so much lightening, it left my ears a'tinglin',
Slapping on the total sun block as ordered by my Doc,
My skin is so wrinkled, I look like a croc,
and to top it all of I now have swolen glands.

World cup footie is set to start

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

World cup footie is set to start
It's not just a sport; more like an art.

[GR@PH;<'S]

World cup footie is set to start
It's not just a sport; more like an art.
If you like I am not into football,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

World cup footie is set to start
It's not just a sport; more like an art.
If you like I am not into football,
Rather have a beer in a mug a foot tall,

[GR@PH;<'S]

World cup footie is set to start
It's not just a sport; more like an art.
If you like I am not into football,
Rather have a beer in a mug a foot tall,
then sit back and watch my Grandson race his go-cart.

Are we all in a good mood on this fine sunny day,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

Are we all in a good mood on this fine sunny day,
such a beautiful day just makes me want to go out and play.