Limericks

[GR@PH;<'S]

Are we all in a good mood on this fine sunny day,
such a beautiful day just makes me want to go out and play.
one of the games we like to play is tennis,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

Are we all in a good mood on this fine sunny day,
such a beautiful day just makes me want to go out and play.
one of the games we like to play is tennis,
but I can never beat my friend Dennis.

[Lena]

Are we all in a good mood on this fine sunny day,
such a beautiful day just makes me want to go out and play.
one of the games we like to play is tennis,
but I can never beat my friend Dennis,
When he shows up, I just run away.


I walked by the pond and my cellphone dove in,

[GR@PH;<'S]

I walked by the pond and my cellphone dove in,
all the way down right to it's brim.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

I walked by the pond and my cellphone dove in,
all the way down right to it's brim.
Tried to make a call, but the battery had died,

[GR@PH;<'S]

I walked by the pond and my cellphone dove in,
all the way down right to it's brim.
Tried to make a call, but the battery had died,
still no better once it had dried.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

I walked by the pond and my cellphone dove in,
all the way down right to it's brim.
Tried to make a call, but the battery had died,
still no better once it had dried.
So it hurled it in the corner, straight into the bin.


In Anagalapura, the place I now call home,

[Lena]

In Anagalapura, the place I now call home,
The road are so crowded, it's hard for me to roam,

[GR@PH;<'S]

In Anagalapura, the place I now call home,
The road are so crowded, it's hard for me to roam,
if only telleportation was avaiable,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

In Anagalapura, the place I now call home,
The roads are so crowded, it's hard for me to roam,
If only teleportation was available,
And if a 3-wheeled cab was ever hail-able,

[Lena]

In Anagalapura, the place I now call home,
The roads are so crowded, it's hard for me to roam,
If only teleportation was available,
And if a 3-wheeled cab was ever hail-able,
I'd be travellin' instead of sittin' here writing this poem.


There once was a snake who lived under the barn,

[GR@PH;<'S]

There once was a snake who lived under the barn
the famers wife thought that it was an old pice of yarn.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

There once was a snake who lived under the barn
the famers wife thought that it was an old pice of yarn.
Till the day it reared it's ugly head

[Shax]

There once was a snake who lived under the barn.
The farmer's wife thought that it was an old piece of yarn.
Till the day it reared its ugly head,
Opened its mouth, and this is what it said:

[Lena]

There once was a snake who lived under the barn.
The farmer's wife thought that it was an old piece of yarn.
Till the day it reared its ugly head,
Opened its mouth, and this is what it said:
"I can't h.i.s.s.t.h without a l.i.s.s.p.t.h worth a darn".


If I were rich, I'd stop being frugal,