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GR@PH;<'S

#555
June 28, 2010, 10:09:23 PM
If I were rich, I'd stop being frugal,
And learn to play the bugle.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Shax

#556
June 29, 2010, 03:52:33 AM

If I were rich, I'd stop being frugal,
And learn to play the bugle.
The neighbours won't complain about the sound

Lena

#557
June 29, 2010, 10:46:41 AM
If I were rich, I'd stop being frugal,
And learn to play the bugle.
The neighbours won't complain about the sound
Like the Pied Piper, they'd all come around,

Shax

#558
June 30, 2010, 04:30:58 AM

If I were rich, I'd stop being frugal,
And learn to play the bugle.
The neighbours won't complain about the sound.
Like the Pied Piper, they'd all come around,
And playing bagpipes would be Dougall.


Not last night, but the night before,

GR@PH;<'S

#559
July 01, 2010, 09:50:17 PM
Not last night, but the night before,
I was sure that I had heard some one at my door.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Lena

#560
July 05, 2010, 07:47:47 PM
Not last night, but the night before,
I was sure that I had heard some one at my door,
the knock was brief,

R-C

#561
July 06, 2010, 04:56:03 PM
Not last night, but the night before,
I was sure that I had heard some one at my door,
the knock was brief,
I quietly waited hoping it was not a thief.
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GR@PH;<'S

#562
July 06, 2010, 08:34:08 PM
Not last night, but the night before,
I was sure that I had heard some one at my door,
the knock was brief,
I quietly waited hoping it was not a thief.
It was only Phoo bear and his trusted friend eeyore.

Out on the town late Friday night,

GR@PH;<'S 
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Shax

#563
July 07, 2010, 04:42:14 AM

Out on the town late Friday night,
I bumped into GR@PH, and wasn't he a sight!

Lena

#564
July 07, 2010, 09:40:23 AM
Out on the town late Friday night,
I bumped into GR@PH, and wasn't he a sight!
With a beer in each hand,

GR@PH;<'S

#565
July 07, 2010, 08:07:47 PM
Out on the town late Friday night,
I bumped into GR@PH, and wasn't he a sight!
With a beer in each hand,
just as he had planned.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Shax

#566
July 08, 2010, 07:19:54 AM

Out on the town late Friday night,
I bumped into GR@PH, and wasn't he a sight!
With a beer in each hand,
Just as he had planned,
He never dropped one, he was squeezing them so tight!


I've got a really sore tooth and a flat tyre on my bike,

Lena

#567
July 08, 2010, 09:47:51 AM
I've got a really sore tooth and a flat tyre on my bike,
So going to the dentist means I'll just have to hike,

GR@PH;<'S

#568
July 08, 2010, 02:06:01 PM
I've got a really sore tooth and a flat tyre on my bike,
So going to the dentist means I'll just have to hike,
had my tooth filled and my tire replaced,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Lena

#569
July 08, 2010, 05:17:18 PM
I've got a really sore tooth and a flat tyre on my bike,
So going to the dentist means I'll just have to hike,
had my tooth filled and my tire replaced,
but when I got the bill, I was really red-faced,
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